Stats:
3 miles total
1:19 400m
1:28 400m
1:40 400m
1:40 400m
Also... unusual behavior at the track from some old guys running the straights and walking the turns. I ran my warm up at an even pace of 2:00 per lap on the nose and passed the fellows a few times. After my mile, I did a little stretching before the faster laps and one of the old guys compliments me on my pace. I sheepishly thank him and get ready to really run. I scream passed them on the first 400 due to taking off too hard (I was on my way to running a 55 second 400m which was way faster than my workout plan). As I pass them I moved to the outside lane and gave them lots of room. On my second hot lap one of them looks back and sees me cut to the inside lane because this time they're on the outside. When I'm still 10 yards out, this dude moves to lane 2 just in front of me. Then he sticks his butt in my lane and blasts a long, loud, and nasty wet fart which I can hear over my shoes and labored breathing. Then he calmly steps aside and gives me a little grin.... These must be the same old guys that frequent the Y with Tim. And to think just a few months ago I thought running was boring.

3 comments:
You have got to be joking. I am watching SNL and that brought out the bast laugh of the evening.
Too many Ensures, you drink those gereatric rejuvenator with prunes. A good recipe for a wet pair of shorts.
No lie Tom... I'm only glad I was running fast enough to make it through the cloud unscathed :) Needless to say, I was cautious when I passed them again :)
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